Boss: If we don’t start turning things around here so I can get home sooner, I’m going to wind up divorced. And that would be…bad. I think.
6106 Excelsior Boulevard
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Mad Cow
Boss: If we don’t start turning things around here so I can get home sooner, I’m going to wind up divorced. And that would be…bad. I think.
6106 Excelsior Boulevard
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Mad Cow
Coworker on the phone: Once I stabbed myself in the leg with a knife, and my husband made me a BLT sandwich.
Butler, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Benjamin
Teenage girl to pregnant teenage girl: So was your mom a porn star when she was married to your dad?
Shelton, Washington
Overheard by: I just drive
Female employee: At first I thought she was bullshitting me to get out of going to daycare.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: Joy
Female coworker: So…I heard you got married over the weekend.
Male coworker: Yes, I did.
Female coworker (eyeing his ring): Oooh, I love white gold! Very nice. Did you have them engraved?
Male coworker: Yes, in fact we both got identical inscriptions.
Female coworker (gushing): Oh, that's so romantic…what do they say?
Male coworker: “14k.”
Irving, Texas
Overheard by: The Bonesaw
Coworker #1: You know those warehouses where the kids go when they have no parents?
Coworker #2: Are you talking about an orphanage?
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Temp: I think if I were to have two daughters, I would name them “Armada” and “Militia.”
Wall Street
Manhattan, New York
Woman co-worker: She’s just always been angry at the world. She thinks people don’t respect her because she’s a midget, and a single mother.
Crenshaw Blvd
Torrance, California
Co-worker #1: There’s a massage therapist in my building.
Co-worker #2: Do you think she’s a prostitute?
Co-worker #1: I don’t think so. She lives with her parents.
251 W. 57th Street
New York, NY
