Coworker #1: Thanks for the tea.
Coworker #2: I didn't know how you like it so I just did it how I like it. Wet and warm is jut fine.
Dover
England
Coworker #1: Thanks for the tea.
Coworker #2: I didn't know how you like it so I just did it how I like it. Wet and warm is jut fine.
Dover
England
Administrator #1: A-chooo.
Administrator #2: A-chooo.
Administrator #3: A-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Administrator #4: Ah, the sounds of summer.
Falcon Way
Welwyn Garden City, UK
Coworker on phone: What? So even for a million pounds you wouldn't let her sit on your face?!
Soho
London
England
CSR to friend: So apparently my lymphedema makes me more likely to get cancer in the future…
Boss, interrupting: That's a relief. Not that I'd wish cancer on you. More the fact that you're more likely to get it than me. I like that sort of news. We need more of that around here! (walks off).
CSR's friend: Here's HR's number.
Newcastle
England
Overheard by: Trying to hide
Colleague: I just had a sense of perverse satisfaction in the gents toilets.
York
England
Overheard by: Yuck
Man smoking outside office door: What year is this anyway? It’s 2006, isn’t it?
Goswell Road
London
England
Overheard by: Ava
Cubicle geek on phone: So the summation of my weekend is I found out that a bikini waxing strip is not an appropriate solution to a mono-brow.
London
England
Football fan, during Good Friday: Oh, why can't we all be happy in here? It's the birth of god today! Or something…
Football Club
England
Drone #1: Crikey Moses! Who the hell wants their picture taken in the Mastermind chair?
Drone #2: Crikey Moses?! You need some better swear words!
201 Wood Lane
London, England