England

Coworker #1: Thanks for the tea.
Coworker #2: I didn't know how you like it so I just did it how I like it. Wet and warm is jut fine.

Dover
England

Administrator #1: A-chooo.
Administrator #2: A-chooo.
Administrator #3: A-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Administrator #4: Ah, the sounds of summer.

Falcon Way
Welwyn Garden City, UK

Coworker on phone: What? So even for a million pounds you wouldn't let her sit on your face?!

Soho
London
England

Woman: Hopefully I'll have a few carcasses when I get home.

Norwich
England

Overheard by: Nat

CSR to friend: So apparently my lymphedema makes me more likely to get cancer in the future…
Boss, interrupting: That's a relief. Not that I'd wish cancer on you. More the fact that you're more likely to get it than me. I like that sort of news. We need more of that around here! (walks off).
CSR's friend: Here's HR's number.

Newcastle
England

Overheard by: Trying to hide

Colleague: I just had a sense of perverse satisfaction in the gents toilets.

York
England

Overheard by: Yuck

Man smoking outside office door: What year is this anyway? It’s 2006, isn’t it?

Goswell Road
London
England

Overheard by: Ava

Cubicle geek on phone: So the summation of my weekend is I found out that a bikini waxing strip is not an appropriate solution to a mono-brow.

London
England

Football fan, during Good Friday: Oh, why can't we all be happy in here? It's the birth of god today! Or something…

Football Club
England

Drone #1: Crikey Moses! Who the hell wants their picture taken in the Mastermind chair?
Drone #2: Crikey Moses?! You need some better swear words!

201 Wood Lane
London, England