Coworker on phone: What? So even for a million pounds you wouldn't let her sit on your face?!
Soho
London
England
Coworker on phone: What? So even for a million pounds you wouldn't let her sit on your face?!
Soho
London
England
CSR to friend: So apparently my lymphedema makes me more likely to get cancer in the future…
Boss, interrupting: That's a relief. Not that I'd wish cancer on you. More the fact that you're more likely to get it than me. I like that sort of news. We need more of that around here! (walks off).
CSR's friend: Here's HR's number.
Newcastle
England
Overheard by: Trying to hide
Colleague: I just had a sense of perverse satisfaction in the gents toilets.
York
England
Overheard by: Yuck
Man smoking outside office door: What year is this anyway? It’s 2006, isn’t it?
Goswell Road
London
England
Overheard by: Ava
Cubicle geek on phone: So the summation of my weekend is I found out that a bikini waxing strip is not an appropriate solution to a mono-brow.
London
England
Football fan, during Good Friday: Oh, why can't we all be happy in here? It's the birth of god today! Or something…
Football Club
England
Drone #1: Crikey Moses! Who the hell wants their picture taken in the Mastermind chair?
Drone #2: Crikey Moses?! You need some better swear words!
201 Wood Lane
London, England
Boss: Our donor, Mr smith, has been very generous with his wife. (muffled giggles from rest of room) Err…Mr smith and his wife have both been very generous. (room collapses into laughter)
Oxford
England
Overheard by: Mazzarina
Customer: I'm looking for the bible.
Shop assistant, typing into computer: Who's it by?
Bookshop
England
