Boss: Our donor, Mr smith, has been very generous with his wife. (muffled giggles from rest of room) Err…Mr smith and his wife have both been very generous. (room collapses into laughter)
Oxford
England
Overheard by: Mazzarina
Boss: Our donor, Mr smith, has been very generous with his wife. (muffled giggles from rest of room) Err…Mr smith and his wife have both been very generous. (room collapses into laughter)
Oxford
England
Overheard by: Mazzarina
Customer: I'm looking for the bible.
Shop assistant, typing into computer: Who's it by?
Bookshop
England
Manager strolling through office (singing): “Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders knees and toes…”
Hertfordshire
England
Male employee to foreign coworker: So you're going swimming today? Brought your Speedos?
Foreign coworker: You mean my panties?
Maylands Avenue
Hertfordshire
England
Overheard by: laughing uncontrollably
Guy at urinal: Hi, Jim. Bad result over the weekend, wasn't it?
Jim: Yes, shame really.
Guy at urinal: Yeah.
(pause)
Jim: These tablets the doctor has me on really have improved my flow. It feels so good now.
Guy at urinal: Ummm? That's nice.
Exeter
Devon
England
Overheard by: Minding my own business
Male office manager: Go into the gent's toilets and see what type of hand towels they use.
Female PA: I don't want people thinking I'm a pervert!
Male office manager: You may be a pervert, but you're a genius at connecting conference calls… Your job is safe.
Female PA: But I'm not a pervert!
Newcastle
England
Overheard by: …she is a bit of a pervert!
Boss, singing to well-known Disney tune: One day… My prince will come! …And stick it up my bum…
Birkenhead
England
Overheard by: No longer a Disney fan
Secretary: All morning I’ve been so happy, singing and dancing and now the whole day is ruined. Oh, I could commit carry harry right now!
Monson Way
Tunbridge Wells, Kent
UK
Overheard by: Benjaminov
Supervisor: I'll just call you Phil.
Temp called Tom*: Please don't.
Supervisor: Fine, how about I call you Lewis?
Maylands Avenue
Hertfordshire
England
