Time to Consult the Oracle?

Office West Virginian: I need more samples! Does anyone know when Bill is making more samples?!
Office wise guy: Uh, Bill, maybe?
Office West Virginian: No, I already asked him and he doesn’t know.

W. Market Street
Greensboro, North Carolina

Posted on October 31, 2019
Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, General Idiocy, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Preferably Sugar-Free

Office lady: Does anyone have any gum? I really need something in my mouth right now.

Evansville, Indiana

Overheard by: JWall

Posted on October 29, 2019
Body Parts, Employees, Indiana, Offers and requests, Wishes

Probably Ran Right to His Therapist with That One

20-ish office girl: I am so mad at him! I sent him a Christmas card, but I did not write a note in it.

8th Street
Des Moines, Iowa

Posted on October 17, 2019
Employees, Gossip, Iowa

If You Accidentally Move the Heavens and Make That Happen

Long-haired guitar dude to customer: Sometimes it's because the neck is warped. That can happen if you leave it out in the sun all night.

Biloxi, Mississippi

Overheard by: realized it 5 minutes later

Posted on October 14, 2019
Advice, Customers, Employees, General Idiocy, Mississippi

I Don't See Much Market for a Pants Cam, Though

Guy in cubicle on phone: Well, it feels like it's about 3 or 4 inches up in there! No… No. Well, did you see the pictures? Because you can totally see it's all the way up in there!

Oil Company
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on September 28, 2019
Body Parts, Cubicles, Employees, Oklahoma, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

If You People Don't Get Busy, I'm Out Of a Job

Lab worker packing specimens to send to reference lab: Wow! I don't have any gonorrhea or chlamydia today!

Kokomo, Indiana

Posted on September 25, 2019
Employees, Health & Hygiene, Indiana, Science, Sexuality, Weirdness

Why Mr. Benson Got Fired: Explained

Middle aged TA, muttering to computer: Oh, look! It's an anal party!

Middle School
Iowa

Overheard by: former NYer

Posted on September 19, 2019
Employees, Internet, Iowa, Sexuality

1PM Lunch

Employee #1: Guess what I had for lunch?
Employee #2: Judging from the shit-eating grin on your face I’ll guess you tossed a salad.

9200 West Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on September 16, 2019
Employees, Meals and Snacks, Wisconsin

But You Have to Promise to Only Use the Pizza for Good

Woman: Can you put green peppers and mushrooms on one half and pepperoni on the other?
Pizza Hut guy: Yes, we have the technology to do that.

Beloit, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Truly amazing

Posted on September 8, 2019
Customers, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Technology, Wisconsin

If She Hadn't Already Rejected Me

Cube dweller: I hear you got a new person in your department. That should help with the load.
IT geek: Yeah. Too bad she's fat and ugly.
Cube dweller: But you'd fuck her anyway if you got the chance. Right?
IT geek (sighing): Yeah, I probably would.

Woodland Hills, California

Overheard by: Gunboat

Posted on September 5, 2019
California, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Employees, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Weirdness

Employees