Cube dweller: I used the butt technique.
Atchison, Kansas
Cube dweller: I used the butt technique.
Atchison, Kansas
Assistant DA: Where's our vagina poster?
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lan
VP: Opps, sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you with my man-bag.
Office drone: It's called an attache, you jerk! Gross!
Commerce, Michigan
Overheard by: Laughing my man bag off
Minion: Right, let's go talk about foreskins!
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: So tired of foreskins
Office peon, taking plums out of a bag: Oh, my god! Little apples! They're *so* cute!
Silver Spring, Maryland
Receptionist: There's an engineer here to look at the phone lines.
Office girl: The phones are fine. Is it the line for the net?
Receptionist: She's not in.
Office girl: Er…who?
Receptionist: Annette.
Midlands
England
Overheard by: Al
Political organizer: That crackhead bitch! Well, I don't like to call anyone a crackhead. (starts again) That one lady who smokes crack…
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: I don't like labels, either
Boarding agent: Last call for Felix Calderon, we're about to close the door on flight 2175. You've been waiting for it all day. (shortly after) Boarding has ended for flight 2175. Felix Calderon, you're S.O.L.
Bob Hope Airport
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Alan J. Pedersen
Cube mate on phone: Yeah, with that spray-on chest hair…
Suitland, Maryland
Overheard by: Wondering if He is on a 70's show…
Cube girl: Man, I'll be farting with you!
Corpus Christi, Texas
