Employee on phone: I don't know if Sue* knows about the twin sister. I know Lucy* does–the maid–because they were kidnapped together. (pause) Oh. Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye!
Saratoga Springs, New York
Overheard by: Intrigued
Employee on phone: I don't know if Sue* knows about the twin sister. I know Lucy* does–the maid–because they were kidnapped together. (pause) Oh. Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye!
Saratoga Springs, New York
Overheard by: Intrigued
Office cleaning lady: Does anyone know how to clean mice balls?
Arlington, Virginia
Daycare center worker on phone: I mean, we've got a sombrero. We can do that Mexican thing…whatever month it's in.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: George
Stylist: I am having bun issues. I called my bun guy and he said I didn't give him enough notice.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Manager talking to department: I just really want to thank Katie* for helping out last month. She really jungled a lot of balls…and some of them were pretty hairy.
Richmond, Virginia
Boss, yelling at employee during conference call: I need to know if this guy is jerking me off or not!
18th St.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Cill the Obscure
Ghetto chick: Yo, everyone on somethin. I work with a nurse and she on crack–but she a damn good nurse!
Wabash Ave
Chicago, Illinois
Employee answering phone: Thank you for calling… (gets squirted with silly string) Aahh!
Customer: What?
Employee: I'm sorry, I just got shot in the face with something.
Scotts Valley, California
Overheard by: Mari
Employee: On this new printer I just installed, we can print double sided.
Crazy-haired boss lady: I don't think I can.
Employee: No, we all can now.
Crazy-haired boss lady: Well, are things double sided on your screen? I don't have anything that is double sided on my screen, so I can't print double sided.
Merrillville, Indiana
Overheard by: CJ
