Well, You Can Fix It, but You Can't Fix Fix It

Evil woman: So I heard this question on the radio this morning: would you rather be fat and someone think you're pregnant, or someone think you are a prostitute? That's just retarded, because you can fix pregnant…and fat. You can't fix prostitute.

St Louis, Missouri

Posted on May 22, 2009
Diet & Weight, Employees, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Missouri, Physical Appearance, Questions, Sexuality

…You're Fired.

20-something blonde: It sure is cold out here today. I heard it will be one of the coldest days in the last 30 years.
Argumentative VP: No, it doesn't seem too cold today. I can usually tell when it's very cold because my glasses fog up.
20-something blonde: Ummmmmm…you're not wearing glasses.
Argumentative VP: Oh…that's a good point.

Beachwood, Ohio

Overheard by: The Cleveland Kid

Posted on May 22, 2009
Bosses, Employees, General Idiocy, Ohio, Weather

An Office With No Gay People Is Like an Aquarium With No Fish

Resident office gay guy: I cant wait until I am pregnant.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on May 22, 2009
California, Employees, Gays and lesbians, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene

There's No Problem You Can't Decorate Your Way Out Of

Manager: Are you going to throw out those Christmas decorations?
Employee: Yes.
Manager: No, we should give those away. Give them to them to the homeless.
Employee: But…(pause) They're homeless!
Manager: Yeah, but haven't you seen those that live under the bridge? They could decorate!
(room goes silent)

Brownsville, Texas