Boss: I need some old metal rims.
Office worker: Can I take some off of my neighbor's Mustang for you?
Boss: No, that's homicide.
Griswold, Connecticut
Overheard by: rememberwhatuheardwhenuwerentevenlistening
Boss: I need some old metal rims.
Office worker: Can I take some off of my neighbor's Mustang for you?
Boss: No, that's homicide.
Griswold, Connecticut
Overheard by: rememberwhatuheardwhenuwerentevenlistening
Middle-aged woman: How many years are in a decade? Isn't it eight? Or nine? Or something?
Oshawa
Ontario
Canadia
Lady in stall: I am on the toilet! I am biting the bullet! I am making a song about poo! What does that say about you?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Helio
Cube rat on phone: I hate those poops that leave you feeling like you spent a night in jail!
Fairbanks, Alaska
Female cube dweller: I know! I am such a bad smeller!
Hartford, Connecticut
Female coworker on phone with manager: Yes, I know it's an impossible request. (pause) I don't know, either he thinks he's freakin' Jesus or he thinks I am. Either way, I'm about to get a cheap, perverse thrill out of crushing his entire belief system.
Chelmsford, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I think I'm Santa
New project manager: Make it more…sciency.
Chemist: Sciency?
Project manager: You know, truthier.
Chemist: Did you have a stroke?
Project manager: This is just my project management style.
Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia
Girl at restaurant to friend: Hey! Come sit by me!
Friend: I'm gonna sit down here instead.
Waiter to girl: Persuade him. Use your female seduction powers.
New York City, New York
Customer: Can I get a pack of condoms?
Clerk: Yes, what kind would you like?
Customer: Um, whatever is smallest.
Union City, Georgia
Overheard by: Amanda
Employee/roommate #1: I'm sorry but I have to keep my poop in the refrigerator.
Employee/roommate #2: Only if you double bag it.
39th St & Broadway
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Annie
