Designer to himself: I can't fit a friggin unicorn between a tiger and a dragon!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: cube ninja
Designer to himself: I can't fit a friggin unicorn between a tiger and a dragon!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: cube ninja
Designer: The ball is out of my court.
Creative director: Where's it at?
Designer: I don't know.
Elgin, Illinois
Female designer #1: Did she have natural birth or were they cut out?
Female designer #2: They say that after you have the first, the rest just slide out.
Soho
New York City, New York
Photographer: Okay, but I might die if I don't get my knee sucked.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Frustrated graphic designer: Goddamn Shirley Temple! What the hell?
Glendale, Wisconsin
Overheard by: here too early
Marketing guy: Hey, do you still have that hot and fuzzy DVD?
Designer guy: Yeah.
Marketing guy: Can I bum it from you?
Orlando, Florida
Designer: Hey, nice shirt!
Principal #1: Yeah, this is my gay shirt.
Principal #2: Oh my god, you can't say that! What are you doing?!
Principal #1: What? Multiple people have told me I look gay in this shirt.
Principal #2: But you can't say that kind of thing!
Principal #1: Oh, I have nothing against gay people; it's just a fact.
Principal #2: Okay, just stop talking.
Architecture Firm
Los Angeles, California
Sales rep: Why didn't you answer the IMs I sent you yesterday?
Designer: I was off yesterday.
Sales rep: You mean IMs don't go through if someone isn't online?
(designer stares)
Sales rep: What?
Howell, Michigan
Overheard by: Dunder MIfflin
Designer: You make it sound like I’m a used car.
Copywriter: I didn’t mean to. Nice dashboard, by the way.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Videographer, immediately before promotional shoot: Where would you find the skin of a werewolf?
Maryville Center
St. Louis, Missouri
