Director, miming painting a wall: This is painting. It's kind of like bitch-slapping.
Adult Film Company
New York
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Director, miming painting a wall: This is painting. It's kind of like bitch-slapping.
Adult Film Company
New York
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Designer: How are you on vaccuum-packed sausage wieners?
312 Plum Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Designer to owner: He wants me to design a sign for him that reads, “Caesar Inn, Crack-whores welcome by the hour.”
Owner: What? (walks away)
Miami, Florida
Developer: Oh, man… I got caught in the wave of girl-fart… It smelled like a mixture of diarrhea poopie and menstrual cycle!
State and Water Streets
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Art director: Let's keep the spit in the shadows.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Designer on phone: You lost your chi? Is it with your red shirt? He stole your chi? He's a chi-stealer!
Broadway
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Editrix
Photographer: If you don't know someone who will fuck you with an octopus, do you know anyone who would flog you with one?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Editor: You got a little insert action going on there?
Paginator: Yeah, you like it?
Editor: Oh yeah, I like it.
Paginator: What about this, you like this?
Editor: That’s great.
9 Long Pond Road
Plymouth, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Miss Persnicket
Photographer: You wouldn't by chance have a suction cup with a pin on it, would you?
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Writer, standing in doorway: You've got a lot of cat stuff in here now.
Designer: I was thinking that. It's kind of creepy. Seems like I might be gay, or some kind of weirdo loner who talks to his cat all the time.
Writer: Well, at least it's not saying things about you people don't already know.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Miel Durand
