Male coworker, messing with SIRIUS Radio: How does everyone feel about dance music? Yes? No?
Female coworker: No.
Male coworker: I like it, it makes me feel like I'm clubbing. Except that I don't go clubbing anymore. I'm worried about getting stabbed.
Female coworker: Uh…
Male coworker: I can't help it.
Female coworker: I guess you do have a pretty stabbable face…
Chicago, Illinois
First guy in line ordering his food: Man, I don't know what I want to eat.
Second guy in line: Yeah, man. It all looks so good. Take your time and order something that will fill you up.
Third guy in line: Damn it, man. Order already. I'm so damn hungry I could eat a horse!
Louisiana
Overheard by: Mr. Ed
Over the loudspeaker: Tiny Steve*, please call 3-8-1*. Tiny Steve… Where is Tiny Steve?
Tampa, Florida
Executive: Are you making jokes about my weight again?
Assistant: No, I always call you “The big g”. The “g” stands for “goodness”.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Phone admin to the entire group: That was the day *amy* discovered her fetish for nipple rings…
17th & Glenarm Denver
Office harpy #1: Oxygen is really, really important. Like, you really can't do without it.
Office harpy #2: I know! Have you heard of beta blockers? They fix your high blood pressure. I called my doctor and I was like “I need a beta blocker!
White Marsh, Maryland
Attractive young woman: I just spent two days at a training seminar, can you believe it? There were only about fourteen women there and only three of them were attractive.
Bored male coworker: Including you, of course.
Attractive young woman, seriously: Yes, including me, only three attractive women. So obviously we hung out and ate lunch together.
Bored male coworker: Obviously. Couldn't hang out with the ugly people.
Attractive young woman: Well, of course! We had more in common.
Melbourne
Australia
Grunt: The mothers, the kids, everyone — cut ’em up and shred ’em!
506 Jersey Avenue
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: in the slurbs
Office manager: Could you save this file somewhere in the system, please?
Receptionist: Where?
Office manager: Well, save it somewhere so that I could find it easily.
Receptionist, when manager leaves: Sure, bitch, I will do it, but don’t ask me if you can’t find it.
Office manager, returning: Excuse me?
Receptionist: Uh… I just said that I will save it in your directory, ma’am.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: jullylully
