Peon on the phone: My brother in-law’s sister is coming over tonight, I think I’m gonna nail her. [Pauses.] Why not? He nailed mine.
Industrial Park Drive
Texas
Overheard by: peon incharge
Peon on the phone: My brother in-law’s sister is coming over tonight, I think I’m gonna nail her. [Pauses.] Why not? He nailed mine.
Industrial Park Drive
Texas
Overheard by: peon incharge
Coworker: Oh, you know what? I'm retarded.
East Windsor, Connecticut
guy walks in asks for a job.
Manager asks: What skills he has.
Guy says: " I can do just about anything you say".
Manager says: "do you have any skills, degrees, hands-on experience"?
Guy says: " why yes ma'am, I can carpet, I do school and I even got a degree in airconditionology"!
Manager says: "wow, really? From what college"?
Guys says: "the one just down the road, forgot the name of it though, but it's there"! Manager's look is priceless!!
Albany, GA office
Overheard by: Diahanna
Clinic pharmacist to nurse practitioners: Can we please not talk about my vagina anymore today?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: It’s not THAT kind of clinic!
CSR: Oh, great. Now there's yoghurt on the wall too.
Sydney
Australia
Lady on phone: Let me ask you this: if she dies before the next payment is due, does she still have to make that payment?
Main Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: insensitive much?
Coworker #1 to coworker #2 just before leaving the office: "I have to go home. I forgot to brush my teeth this morning."
501 South Madison
Bloomington, IN
Coworker #1: He’s coming over tonight with that thing you like?
Coworker #2: What?
Coworker #1: You know, that thing you like?
Coworker #2: Girl, that thing got batteries, and that’s what he’s bringing — batteries.
500 King Street
Wilmington, Delaware
Senior processor: My husband tastes like sausage…
Coworkers: (silence)
Senior processor: What!? He's Polish!
Irvine, California
Overheard by: Jeff
