Receptionist: I can't tell you how many times I've been hit in the head with a rock!
Landover, Maryland
Overheard by: Travers
Receptionist: I can't tell you how many times I've been hit in the head with a rock!
Landover, Maryland
Overheard by: Travers
Coworker to another: I must have been Hitler in a past life to have had to work with you all these years.
West Palm Beach, Florida
Panicky mouse user: I have to clean my ball with Isowipes once a week, because it’s absolutely filthy!
54 Park Street
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Al
Boss on phone: In Atlanta? Shoot, you can't swing a dead cat without hittin' a waffle house.
Landover, Maryland
40-something blonde in fur jacket with sunglasses, to mechanic: Rotate my tires? Don't my tires rotate automatically as I'm driving?
Island Park, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
Program manager #1: We need to make a list.
Program manager #2: A better list than the one I already have?
Program managers #1, #3 together: Uh, yes!
Program manager #1: We're logisticians! We should be able to organize a breakfast!
Program manager #4, from over cubicle wall: We can't even sustain a breakfast!
Utah
Overheard by: Snickering Intern
Manager: How is your monitor? It's not very old, right?
Cubicle chick: It works, yeah.
Manager: I'm going to get everyone flat screens eventually, but I'm going to do it two or three at a time.
Cubicle chick: Awesome!
Manager: But yours looks pretty good for now.
Cubicle chick: I can break it if you want me to.
Manager: I'd rather…. you didn't.
Cubicle chick: Gotcha.
England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Office girl #1: So, when you mail something to Washington, DC, what’s the city and what’s the state?
Office girl #2: Put DC as the state.
Office girl #1: Does that mean Washington is the city?
Utah
Coworker #1: He can't do it, he says he can't punch it out that quick.
Coworker #2: You tell that asshole if I'll come down there and kick his ass, this is ridiculous! (pause) What's his number? I'll give him something to cry about!
Alexandria, Virginia
