Program manager #1: We need to make a list.
Program manager #2: A better list than the one I already have?
Program managers #1, #3 together: Uh, yes!
Program manager #1: We're logisticians! We should be able to organize a breakfast!
Program manager #4, from over cubicle wall: We can't even sustain a breakfast!
Utah
Overheard by: Snickering Intern