Huey, Dewey, and Louie Break Into the Money Pit

E-marketing project manager to group of account services team members: They still took your money. They took your money and they rolled around in it with their balls out.

Technology Park
Lake Mary, Florida

Overheard by: Design Goddess

Posted on June 29, 2022
Body Parts, Crimes, Default, Employees, Florida, Money, Words

Well You Did Plan the Whole Funeral

Peon #1: Oh my god, who wrote “Happy birthday!” in the “Loss of your father” sympathy card?
Peon #2: Clearly it was Lance. Who else is that stupid?
Lance: What did I do? Oh, it's fine, let's just use Wite-Out, he won't know the difference.
Peon #2: Didn't you read the card? Or look at it? It's blue, how's “white” out supposed to fix it?
Lance: What, it's always someone's birthday around here, since when do we do sympathy cards?
Peon #1: Since my grandma died and you wrote “Thanks for all your hard work.”

Arizona

Overheard by: Shocked in AZ

Posted on June 18, 2022
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Death, Default, Family, General Idiocy, Questions

I Tried Veering the Car, But My Husband Kept Straightening the Wheel

Coworker #1, as coworker #2 comes in late: Oh, hi! I thought you were in a ditch or something.
Coworker #2: Ooh, I wish!

5th Avenue
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Devil Spanker

Posted on June 17, 2022
Coworkers, Death, Default, Feelings, New York, Wishes

It’s Burning a Cross on My Palm

Nurse #1: And I don’t know. I just started having this anxiety attack.
Nurse #2: Well, on the bright side, I just made a Klan hood for my finger.

Royal Oak, Michigan

Posted on June 12, 2022
Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Nurses, Race, Weirdness

Actually, No One; I'm Just Here for the Bud Light

Rep #1: You'd think they'd put them away in the winter time.
Rep #2: Put what away?
Rep #1: Those.
Rep #2: The Ferris wheels?
Rep #1: Yeah, so they don't get all wet and snowed on.
Rep #2: Okay, where would you want to put them?
Rep #1, exasperated: I don't know; a garage?
Rep #2: Who the hell hired you?

Louisville, Kentucky