Talking to You Is Better Than Smoking Weed!

Female coworker #1: If he is 5’6″ and I am 5’7″ then without heels we would be the same height.
Female coworker #2: Are you 5’7″ with heels?
Female coworker #1: No.

Framingham, Massachusetts

Posted on February 6, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Massachusetts, Physical Appearance, Questions

Can't Wait 'til the Official Language Of the U.S. Becomes Southern

Secretary on phone: How am I? I'm finer than a frog's hair split four ways.
(pause) I *said* I'm… finer… than… a… frog's… hair… split… four… ways.
(pause) It means I'm miserable!

Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia

Posted on February 6, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Employees, Feelings, Questions, Virginia, Words

Mr. Gibson’s Attorneys Were Quick to File Suit

Secretary: I thought he was retarded, then I realized he was just very, very Australian.

Montgomery County Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania

Posted on February 5, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Geography & History, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Legal, Pennsylvania

…We Learned, After a Year Of Marital Counseling.

Supervisor: Did you figure out the problem?
IT guy: Yeah, it was between the keyboard and the chair.

Mustang, Oklahoma

Posted on February 5, 2015
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And Its Little Dog, Too

Cube rat: Damn the metric system!

State College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Word.

Posted on February 4, 2015
Cubicles, Default, Education, Employees, Gripes, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

Now That I’ve Talked to You Verbally

Boss on speakerphone: Yes, I need the data charts for the presentation tomorrow, could you e-mail them to me electronically?
Employee: Electronically? Uhhhh, yes, I’ll do it right away.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Corporate stooge

Posted on February 3, 2015
Bosses, Default, Employees, General Idiocy, Internet, Offers and requests, Technology, Texas

Do I Need to Explain Post-It Notes to You Again?

Boss to entire office: My ball has something stuck to it, good things I have two to choose from.

Pennsylvania

Posted on February 2, 2015
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…Those People Are Sooo Judgmental.

Office drone #1: She likes him, even though he's the “r” word?
Office drone #2: The “r” word?
Office drone #3: He's a Republican.
Office drone #2: Eeeewwww! Is he the other “r” word too?
Office drone #3: What's the other “r” word?
Office drone #2: Religious.
Office drone #3: Oh no, he's not religious at all.
Office drone #2: Oh thank god!

Durango, Colorado