Office drone #1: She likes him, even though he's the “r” word?
Office drone #2: The “r” word?
Office drone #3: He's a Republican.
Office drone #2: Eeeewwww! Is he the other “r” word too?
Office drone #3: What's the other “r” word?
Office drone #2: Religious.
Office drone #3: Oh no, he's not religious at all.
Office drone #2: Oh thank god!
Durango, Colorado
