She's the Irish Spring Of Girls

Straight coworker over cubicle wall: Dude, she's super hot. (pause) In a manly way.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: walkingby

Posted on December 31, 2009
Canadia, Coworkers, Cubicles, Sexuality, Weirdness

Gotta Love Electric-Shock Research!

Professor in nearby cubicle: They were human beings; you had to harass them a little.
Student: Yeah.

West Lafayette, Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel S

Posted on October 21, 2009
Cubicles, Indiana, Students, Teachers, Violence, Weirdness

Utah Gay Slang Baffles Outsiders

Coworker, over cubicle wall: That's where I got licked by a marmot.

Provo, Utah

Posted on May 8, 2009
Animals, Coworkers, Cubicles, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Utah, Weirdness

Who Diagnosed Me As an Old Fart

CEO, farting as he walks by cubes: Excuse me, I just came back from the urologist.
(cube dwellers look at each other in confusion and start to giggle)

Springfield, Virginia

Overheard by: Glad Im Healthy

Posted on December 19, 2008
Bosses, Cubicles, Health & Hygiene, Virginia, Weirdness

Oh, You Wanna Go There, Fishy McFisherson?

Woman to guy on other side of cube: Michael!
Michael (standing and looking over cube at her): What?
Woman: Nothing. I smelled something bad and thought it might be you.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Cubinator

Posted on November 19, 2008
California, Comebacks, Coworkers, Cubicles, Health & Hygiene

Aren't You Supposed to Be Ordering the Wave Machine?

(squeaking noises are heard from the next cubicle)
Office bee #1: What is that?
Office bee #2: It's Jean. She's blowing up a beach ball.
Office bee #1: Oh, okay.

Glenview, Illinois

Posted on October 29, 2008
Coworkers, Cubicles, Illinois, Questions, Weirdness

And Can Tell You How Many Licks It Takes to Get to the Center Of a Tootsie Pop?

Blonde in next cubicle: It's especially sad when turtles get killed. I mean, aren't they like really wise and live for hundreds of years or something?

Toronto
Canadia