Female coworker to friend: I just don't know what to do… Kissing him literally makes me sick!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Carrie
Female coworker to friend: I just don't know what to do… Kissing him literally makes me sick!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Carrie
Gay coworker to female coworker in white dress: You look so “sacrificial virgin” today.
Female coworker: Um… Thank you?
Gay coworker, whispering: What kind of fabric is that?
Female coworker, whispering: Cotton.
Gay coworker: It looks fun.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Coworker: Yeah, so long as it's pink I don't care if it's bloody. Wait a sec…
Texas
Overheard by: Janie
Person #1: Legs, arms, everywhere!
Person #2: Like, male and female?
Person #1: Yes!
Government Office
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Laura
Male coworker to female coworker: Will you stop calling me “daddy”? At least in public. Stop calling me “daddy” in public!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Young office worker to coworker, just before lunch: I had unprotected sex last night, so I have to run out and get the morning-after pill. Do you want me to grab you something while I'm out?
Trevose, Pennsylvania
Coworker on phone: Look, she's not my girlfriend, she's just my roommate–you can't evict me because she is walking around outside the apartment with no pants on. Okay, I'll come try to get her to put her pants back on.
Phoenix, Arizona
Cube dweller #1: Know what I was thinking?
Cube dweller #2, watching hottie walking by: Soft luscious hooters and long muscular legs?
Cube dweller #1: Umm… No. (turns to watch hottie) I should have been, but it was something else.
Woodland Hills, California
Overheard by: Gunboat
Colleague on phone: He sits in his office reading the paper, and then he wanders out, shits on everybody, eats their French fries, and leaves.
London
Canadia
Groundskeeper to ops guy: Nothing happened. He just took his pants off!
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: I Don't Wanna Know….
