Depressed coworker: Sometimes violent movies cheer me up, too.
Nashville, Tennessee
Depressed coworker: Sometimes violent movies cheer me up, too.
Nashville, Tennessee
Cubicle dweller: It's Wednesday… Everything is falling apart. You just put it back together and wait for the weekend.
Simsbury, Connecticut
Cube dweller #1: You know when you go to put your hand on it, and it's not there?
Cube dweller #2: I hate it when that happens…
Leeds
England
Overactive office employee: Do you know what we are know as among the other agencies in Philadelphia?
Cube mate: The fat kids.
Overactive office employee: The fat kids.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Coworker #1 to coworker #2, carrying motorcycle helmet: Did you ride in today?
Coworker #2: Nope, my driving has just been so poor recently that I thought the helmet was a good move.
Littleton, Colorado
Overheard by: 3rd coworker
Cube rat to another, discussing lunch: I don't like the taste, so I just hurried up and swallowed it.
Voice over cubicle wall: That's what she said!
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Laughing in Alaska
Radio operator, during long C-130 flight: Pilot…
Pilot: Go.
Radio operator: Can we do a snap roll?
Pilot: Yes, but only once.
Alaska
Coworker to another: I was going to get you back by putting your phone in the fridge. However, I opened that fridge… and it was like death in there.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Copywriter #1: Hey, Margaret Atwood's coming out with her own brand of coffee.
Copywriter #2: That'll be the weirdest coffee ever!
Copywriter #3: It'll taste like… Birds!
Ontario
Canadia
Cube guy: Mine didn't have that chickeny rooster thing, though!
Boca Raton, Florida
