New recruiter: I really am hoping to get that spreadsheet from you so that I can finalize mine.
Contract recruiter: Wow. You're organized.
New recruiter: I am an anal nut.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Matt
New recruiter: I really am hoping to get that spreadsheet from you so that I can finalize mine.
Contract recruiter: Wow. You're organized.
New recruiter: I am an anal nut.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Matt
Coworker #1: Any family plans for Memorial Day? Do you have kids?
Coworker #2: No, no kids yet…
Coworker #1: Yeah, me neither. I have a bunch of grandkids, though.
Stamford, Connecticut
Cubicle dweller #1: Hey, what is that?
Cubicle dweller #2: Half and half.
Cubicle dweller #1: I can read the label. What is it?
Richmond, Virginia
Female coworker #1: He told me I have astigmatism.
Female coworker #2: Oh my god! I don't even know what astigmatism is.
Female coworker #1: It's what my sister has.
Los Angeles, California
Office girl: I love Wednesday.
Office guy: It's hump day.
Office girl: I'm single now, I don't get those anymore.
Sydney
Australia
Receptionist to coworker: I have the hiccups, so I need some medical advice.
Madison, Wisconsin
Programmer #1: But I'd have a justified reason to kill you.
Programmer #2: Huh?
Programmer #1: You punched a kitten.
Adelaide
Australia
Front desk clerk to another, about smoking during second pregnancy: Well, at least with this one, I am not drinking.
Williamsburg, Virginia
Female coworker: Yeah, so I make fun of his manhood.
Male coworker: You make fun of his junk?
Female coworker: No, I tell him he's not a man.
Boston, Massachusetts
Voice #1 over cubicle wall: It's white, but it turns pink when it's wet.
Voice #2: Yeah, but when you let the sun shine on it, you never know.
Greenville, Texas
