Coworker, yelling while storming out: The “p” in my name is silent, ya know!
Paterson, New Jersey
Coworker, yelling while storming out: The “p” in my name is silent, ya know!
Paterson, New Jersey
Co-worker #1: I have to crawl under this desk so much my knees hurt.
Co-worker #2: Oh, so that’s why you got promoted.
2105 Bancroft Way
Berkeley, California
Law Firm Girl: Who gives a shit about work; do you subscribe to Good Housekeeping?
100 Maiden Lane
New York, NY
Employee #1: Oh my, that Rue McClanahan did not age well.
Employee #2: But Betty White kept it. Good for her.
Brea, California
Overheard by: rehey
Employee #1: Oh…I think I peed a little! I have to go check. Be right back.
Employee #2: …So how did your pee test go?
Employee #1: No, I didn’t pee. Maybe it was just discharge.
5409 N. Florida Avenue
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Kristen
Employee #1, realizing Kevin Costner's Swing Vote billboard was being taken down: Thank god I don't have to look at his big head any more!
Employee #2: Yeah…it was kinda creepy.
Los Angeles, California
Lackey #1, holding paper trimmer: Hey, why don't you put your hand in here?
Lackey #2: Why would I want to put my hand anywhere your dick has been?
Western Australia
Coworker: Did you watch The Office last night?
Temp: No, I was reading.
Coworker: Well, buddy, you’re working XYZ* Cable now. You better catch up so you know what we’re talking about.
Temp: I’m a temp, I’m done this week anyway.
Englewood, Colorado
Overheard by: Sixtwentysix
Cubicle-dweller to another: If we could get Mr. T here at the office, that changes everything.
Los Angeles, California
Coworker #1: I really like the new guy. He's refreshing. It's like he's not tainted.
Coworker #2: You mean he has no taint?
Burlington, Vermont
