Co-worker #1 on intercom: [Renee], you have a call on line one.
Co-worker #2 on intercom: [Brenda], there is a call on line 3 for you.
Boss on intercom: All right, people. We have to stop using this all-over-the-building page thing for no good reason.
1710 Roy Acuff Place
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker on phone: Rachel, I'm at work, please don't bother me with… (slams phone down) Bitch! (pause) 16 year old bitch…
Manhattan, New York
Male coworker, hitting on woman in elevator: Hey, I really liked your spreadsheets.
London
England
Coworker #1, shadowboxing and humming: Dom, duh-duh, dom.
Coworker #2: Are you singing Eye of the Tiger?
Coworker #1: No, I am singing Rocky.
Coworker #2: But that is Eye of the Tiger.
Coworker #1: Are you sure? I thought it was Rocky.
Coworker #2: No, it’s Eye of the Tiger.
Coworker #1: What movie was that?
Coworker #2: Are you a moron?
1160 Battery Street
San Francisco, California
Secretary #1: Oh! Um…
Secretary #2: Don’t mind me — I’m just fiddling in your drawers.
Solicitor’s office
Lincolnshire
United Kingdom
Woman #1: How do you calculate the average of two numbers?
Woman #2: Um…I think you add them up, and then divide the result by 2.
Woman #1: Are you sure?
Ontario Ministry of Finance
33 King Street West,
Oshawa, Ontario
Canadia
Co-worker: I really wish they served beer in the vending machines…by the way, I’m not really an alcoholic, it’s just been one of those days… oh, by the way, you’re new, right? My name’s [Libby], nice to meet you!
300 South Main Street
Blacksburg, Virginia
Curious coworker: Were you guys talking about teabags in the bathroom?
University Park, Pennsylvania
Drive-thru cashier #1: He doesn't know you're pregnant, does he?
Drive-thru cashier #2: No, he'll find out… the hard way.
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
