Secretary #1: Oh! Um…
Secretary #2: Don’t mind me — I’m just fiddling in your drawers.
Solicitor’s office
Lincolnshire
United Kingdom
Secretary #1: Oh! Um…
Secretary #2: Don’t mind me — I’m just fiddling in your drawers.
Solicitor’s office
Lincolnshire
United Kingdom
Woman #1: How do you calculate the average of two numbers?
Woman #2: Um…I think you add them up, and then divide the result by 2.
Woman #1: Are you sure?
Ontario Ministry of Finance
33 King Street West,
Oshawa, Ontario
Canadia
Co-worker: I really wish they served beer in the vending machines…by the way, I’m not really an alcoholic, it’s just been one of those days… oh, by the way, you’re new, right? My name’s [Libby], nice to meet you!
300 South Main Street
Blacksburg, Virginia
Curious coworker: Were you guys talking about teabags in the bathroom?
University Park, Pennsylvania
Drive-thru cashier #1: He doesn't know you're pregnant, does he?
Drive-thru cashier #2: No, he'll find out… the hard way.
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Obnoxious coworker on conference call: Well, if a Dachshund is the amount of time you have, and you use a giraffe to represent growth… People will be laughing.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Engineer: Don’t make me laugh. It spreads germs.
700 West Capitol Avenue
Little Rock, Arkansas
Co-worker: Wow! Look at the wind!
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Male coworker: So, did you hear about what Shannon* did for her grandmother’s birthday?
Female coworker: Yeah!
Male coworker: How she got her a stripper?
Female coworker: Yeah, haha. I know!
Male coworker: Pretty funny… She was, like, 90… Did you hear that she died like a week later?
Female coworker: Yeah…
Male coworker: Yeah. It kinda sucks.
Beverly Drive
Beverly Hills, California
Overheard by: Audiogirl Hates Elevators
Employee #1: I’ve got the sniffles. Do you have any medicine?
Employee #2: Here, take this. It’s got Omega-3 fatty acid to prevent heart disease.
41 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
