Coworker #1, about Tesla cars: Those things were blowing trannies when they came out.
Coworker #2: Wait, what are you guys talking about?
The Woodlands, Texas
Overheard by: Jeremy
Coworker #1, about Tesla cars: Those things were blowing trannies when they came out.
Coworker #2: Wait, what are you guys talking about?
The Woodlands, Texas
Overheard by: Jeremy
Lady: Where do skidmarks come from?
Guy: I don’t know, but in the evening when I undress, there they are.
5400 West Sample Road
Margate, Florida
Female suit: Different coworkers. One may have the clap, the other may abort her bastard child.
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker on phone: Hello, is Anita Ho in?
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Ladycop
Angry girl coworker: Goddammit! I fucking hate people!
Friend: But you work in HR…
501 Front Street
Norfolk, Virginia
Black coworker: You're German?
White coworker with German last name: Yes.
Black coworker: How long you been German?
White coworker: Uh…since I was born.
Black coworker: I thought you were white!
Manhattan
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Animal
Convention-goer in hallway: Want to come in? There! I just propositioned you!
Cleveland, Ohio
Lady coworker #1: What was the word of the day yesterday?
Lady coworker #2: … You mean from dictionary dot com?
Lady coworker #1: Yeah.
Lady coworker #2: Oh, I don’t know. I don’t get those emails.
Lady coworker #1: Oh, neither do I. I just wanted to know what it was.
11150 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Male coworker: So are you going to go learn about Peruvian hamsters today?
Female coworker, sighing: Yes.
Male coworker: Do you think if we do this he'll be better?
Female coworker: I've realized that *nothing* that we do will make him better. So we might as well do the nice thing.
Male coworker: Damn!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: rodents unite
Coworker: You should be able to mail a FedEx envelope at the post office. You shouldn't have to put it in a FedEx box. I mean, people get FedEx envelopes all the time.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: MyBrainHurts
