Cubicle chick #1: They have free sandwiches today? I will be throwing elbows to be the first for that action.
Cubicle chick #2: You really are a delicate flower.
Eden Prairie, Minnesota
Overheard by: nic_bitch
Cubicle chick #1: They have free sandwiches today? I will be throwing elbows to be the first for that action.
Cubicle chick #2: You really are a delicate flower.
Eden Prairie, Minnesota
Overheard by: nic_bitch
Peon #1: Of course, he described it as riding a tiger.
Peon #2: Who rides a tiger?
Richmond, Virginia
Employee #1: Why is it so cold in here?
Employee #2: Maybe it’s the gigantic hole in the ceiling.
4770 Buford Highway
Atlanta, Georgia
Court officer speaking to almost-admitted attorneys awaiting ceremony: And when you stand, don’t lock your knees or stand up straight, just relax and kind of hunch over, we don’t want anyone to collapse — it has happened before, and it is like attorney dominoes…
45 Monroe Place
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: Lans
Worker #1: This has high-fructose corn syrup.
Worker #2: So you’re drinking colored sugar water.
Worker #1: This doesn’t even contain water.
Worker #2: What’s the first ingredient?
Worker #1: Oh.
1 Liberty Plaza
New York, NY
Cube dweller: So, do you have any policies about bodily functions?
1800 City Circle
Las Vegas, Nevada
Office hoochie #1: I think that you kissed my mama is sick!
Office hoochie #2: I'm sick? I'm not the one getting penis warmers for Christmas! You're the sick one!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Wishes I had a video camera
Excited coworker: Cool, you have a French accent!
Office mover: I am from Iran.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Coworker to self: I can’t perpetuate this freak show.
West Superior Street
Chicago, Illinois
