Guy peon: Haven’t you seen the commercials?
Lady peon: I don’t pay attention to them. I’m so one-dimensional.
745 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Guy peon: Haven’t you seen the commercials?
Lady peon: I don’t pay attention to them. I’m so one-dimensional.
745 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Worker #1: Can you sign Louise's birthday card?
Worker #2 (reading card): You know, “decapitated” is one of those words that never looks like it's spelled right.
Chevy Chase Building
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Xen
Coworker #1: He has a penis, you know…
Coworker #2: Who?
Coworker #1: Jesus.
Mountville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Where did that come from?
Female coworker to male: I wish I could sweat like you. Then I wouldn’t be so fat.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Guy: I don’t think you were passed out. He said you went down on him three times.
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Meister
Desk jockey #1: Do you ever think you might be the star of your own Truman show?
Desk jockey #2: Man, that would be a show with a lot of wanking!
Munster Road
United Kingdom
Overheard by: Marshall
Cube-rat #1:(coughs loudly)
Cube-rat #2: Do you need CPR?
Cube-rat #1: No, I need these m&m bits out of my nostrils!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Girl #1: Ouch! My thong's making my buttcrack raw.
Girl #2: That's weird. Mine never do.
Girl #1: Yeah, it's probably because this is day three without washing it.
Girl #2: Uh…
Girl #1: I just got 'em the other day, and I love them so much that I don't wanna stop wearing them. They have an ice cream cone on the crotch and they say “lick me”.
Girl #2: Cute! Where'd you get them?
Girl #1: I don't know, my grandma bought them for me.
3rd Avenue
Duluth, Minesotta
Coworker on phone: If your nipples are more than a inch long you really don't want all that excess sticking out.
Chico, California
Man, discussing his morning routine with dogs: I'm up early. I walk them, brush them out, wash their balls, and oh boy, that gets them excited, and then we get in some good play time!
Cubicle mate: Ummm, balls?
Man: Balls, the bouncy kind…they're female.
Cubicle mate: That's disappointing.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Chai Tea
