Lecturer, discussing cell membranes: So now the membrane has potential… unlike my career.
Physiology Lecture
Melbourne University
Australia
Overheard by: martinasnape
Lecturer, discussing cell membranes: So now the membrane has potential… unlike my career.
Physiology Lecture
Melbourne University
Australia
Overheard by: martinasnape
Young boy: Look, daddy, there's the big dicks! Yesterday we saw the small dicks and today we seen the big dicks. Which do you like better, daddy, the small dicks or the big dicks?
Father: I prefer the big dicks, but don't tell your mother.
Johnson City, Tennessee
Overheard by: only if this were Victoria Secrets
Coworker, about telecommuter: She was always nice to people, but not nice to the customers.
Horsham, Pennsylvania
Colleague leading a meeting: This is where the meet… uh… um… This is where the pedal meets the road.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: ron
Manager to worker: Did you get some sun this weekend?
Worker, sheepishly: Yeah.
Manager with gusto: Man, you're redder than a dick on a dog!
Southlake, Texas
Girl: Yeah, I guess I kinda go through men.
Guy: Yep, like I go through marshmallow peeps.
Redmond, Washington
Loan assistant, after hanging up the phone with loan officer: Well, he's not the sharpest light bulb in the drawer, is he?
Mount Vernon, Kentucky
Boss: I got my wife a colonic for Valentines Day.
Employee: Oh yeah, sounds romantic.
Boss: It's like Groundhog Day.
Employee: With Bill Murray.
Boss: Yeah, it comes out for a little peek.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Why be fake
Jewish middle-aged woman, after looking for something in her purse for a long time: It's like putting a donkey in a living room… You know, if you're a rabbi.
Bookstore
Sao Paulo
Brazil
Blonde: Imagine if children were like plants. There'd be loads more children!
St Albans
England
Overheard by: Sooz
