Blonde: You know that map in her office?
Brunette: What about it?
Blonde: Well, it’s like so detailed. I can look at it and be like: “I live there!”
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Will you just shut up already?
Blonde: You know that map in her office?
Brunette: What about it?
Blonde: Well, it’s like so detailed. I can look at it and be like: “I live there!”
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Will you just shut up already?
Customer: Hi! Are you a horticulturalist?
Clerk: Yes.
Customer: Were is your washroom?
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Counter Guy
Very overweight boss, drenched in sweat while moving boxes: Exercise isn't good for fat people.
Kamloops
Canadia
Coworker: Hey, are you doing Lego naked in there?!
Waterloo, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The joys of a home office
Salesman: They like us. We have a good taste in their mouth.
Bay Street
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Customer service manager: Okay, now I’m going to grab my hipflask, hide behind the bushes, and drink myself stupid.
98 Toryork
North York, Ontario
Canadia
Worker #1: So, is everyone coming for break?
Worker #2: Not me, I have to stay and make pirate hats.
Worker #3: That's the worst excuse ever to avoid us.
Worker #2: Well, I cant have a drawer labeled “pirate hats” without pirate hats. That'd just be silly.
Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Code Monkey
Office lady #1: I got porn in my e-mail again! I just opened it up and…whoa! Big surprise!
Office lady #2: How big a surprise?
Markham
Ontario
Canadia
Office girl: I think someone brought in a mail-order nanny on penis cake day.
Scarborough
Canadia
Overheard by: C.note
Professor: People never say half the things they are supposed to have said. I mean, just ask Jesus — ‘It wasn’t me, it was my flippin’ disciples.’
Queens University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
