Office girl: I think someone brought in a mail-order nanny on penis cake day.
Scarborough
Canadia
Overheard by: C.note
Office girl: I think someone brought in a mail-order nanny on penis cake day.
Scarborough
Canadia
Overheard by: C.note
Professor: People never say half the things they are supposed to have said. I mean, just ask Jesus — ‘It wasn’t me, it was my flippin’ disciples.’
Queens University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Employee #1: So, does [Wheels] do coke? It sure as hell seems like he does.
Employee #2: No man, he’s from Montreal.
Employee #1: Oh. Why does that make sense?
101 Autopark Circle
Toronto, Ontario
Co-worker #1: Hey guys, there’s a comedy show next week to benefit breast research.
Co-worker #2: Breast research?!
Co-workers #3 & #4: Breast research?
Co-worker #1: sorry, I meant breast cancer research.
Co-worker #2: That’s totally different!
685 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Overheard by: Timmy O’ Toole
Boss: Could you tell me what your holiday vacation is going to be?
Employee: I will be taking 2 weeks off as I am having a problem with my vagina.
5 minutes later: a group email asking everyone to please email their schedule.
1755 Riverside Drive
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Receptionist: Yeah, it’s really confusing this year. All of the days of the week in March are the same as those in February.
9920 108 Street
Edmonton, Canadia
Co-worker: I love my boss; she’s the stick I use to hit other people with.
557 Church Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Co-worker #1: Well, well, that’s an interesting name! What backround is that?
Co-worker #2: It’s Turkish.
Co-worker #1: Really! That’s so interesting, because I just spent the last twenty years in Germany and there are apparently a lot of Turks there. I don’t think I’ve ever actually met one, but there are supposed to be a lot of them there.
165 Markham Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Marketing Manager: Do we have any more blue bins?
Summer minion: Oh my God, no! Those bins are disappearing like a fat kid on cake.
66 Wellington Street W
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Co-worker #1: Whenever you pass by there’s never anyone in there.
Co-worker #2: It’s probably a Front.
Co-worker #1: It is a front; there’s a fight club going on in the back room.
Co-worker #3: I know a guy that works at one of those.
Co-worker #1: He works at a fight club?
685 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: Timmy O’ Toole
