Female cube dweller to male cube dweller: Oh, hey, hi Richard! It's so nice to talk to you face to face. Seems like I only ever see the top of your head anymore.
Victoria
Canadia
Overheard by: Cringing in my cube
Female cube dweller to male cube dweller: Oh, hey, hi Richard! It's so nice to talk to you face to face. Seems like I only ever see the top of your head anymore.
Victoria
Canadia
Overheard by: Cringing in my cube
Office drone: See, when I tucked it in my boot it was fine… But when I tucked it in my pants, it just popped out.
Brampton
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Andrew
Consultant: Menopause is not a one-day thing!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: M@
Supervisor (in a sing-song voice): Sex with Steven is more boring than church.
Employee #1: (humming along)
Supervisor: Sex with Steven is like…a handjob during Golden Girls.
Employee #1: Sex with Steven is like getting off on a baby carrot.
Employee #2: A baby pickle.
Employee #1: Whatever. Sex with Steven is…like an orgy with old people.
(pause)
Supervisor : You took it too far.
Hamilton
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: some girl.
Worker #1: Is the city of Singapore in China?
Worker #2: No, it’s in Singapore.
Worker #1: No, I meant where is Singapore?! Is it in China?!
Worker #2: Singapore is a city and a country.
Worker #1, after a long pause: Oh. So… where is Singapore, then?
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
Woman #1: How do you calculate the average of two numbers?
Woman #2: Um…I think you add them up, and then divide the result by 2.
Woman #1: Are you sure?
Ontario Ministry of Finance
33 King Street West,
Oshawa, Ontario
Canadia
Drive-thru cashier #1: He doesn't know you're pregnant, does he?
Drive-thru cashier #2: No, he'll find out… the hard way.
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Dude to employee who just returned from Florida vacation: So were there more Mexicans in Miami or in Florida?
Employee who just returned from Florida vacation: That is the dumbest thing I have ever been asked.
Richmond West
Toronto, Canadia
Boss eating old almonds: Oh… God… I feel like I’m eating from a squirrel’s ass.
Goderich
Ontario
Canadia
