Manager to supervisor at lunch: Hey, are you going to a movie tonight? Want some beans?
Supervisor to manager: No, thanks, they'll make me shit.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: PrayingForDeath
Manager to supervisor at lunch: Hey, are you going to a movie tonight? Want some beans?
Supervisor to manager: No, thanks, they'll make me shit.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: PrayingForDeath
Manager on phone: Is the Playboy pillow going back in?
Toronto
Canadia
Employee: Hey, Kathy!* I was so happy to see you come to work this morning!
Kathy: Yup, the police didn’t pick me up! Whew!
Swiss chalet near Highway 401
Whitby, Ontario
Overheard by: too naughty 4 tv
CCR on phone: It’s just that he seems to think I’m incompetent. Which, you know, I am, but anyway…
2 Charlotte Street
Sackville, New Brunswick
Canadia
Manager, preparing staff party: Oh my God, look! I cut so much cheese I got a blister!
City Centre Building
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Overheard by: evil twin
New assistant: Where do we put the paper for the outgoing faxes?
Vancouver
Canadia
Boss: I wonder what I could accomplish if I had 10 more hours in a day and a bucket of speed.
East Street
Goderich, Ontario
Canadia
Colleague: I'm so tired all the time, man. I must have necrophilia.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: I know Latin
Creative director: I think we need to remove the word “chillax.”
Ontario
Canadia
Suit #1: We’re introducing a great new investment product.
Suit #2: Oh yeah. Features?
Suit #1: Well, if you die before it matures, you get your money back.
Wellington Street
Toronto
Canadia
