Suit on phone: Yeah, you better remember how to take a shower.
59 Camelot Drive
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Sorry, I’m washing my hair tonight
Suit on phone: Yeah, you better remember how to take a shower.
59 Camelot Drive
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Sorry, I’m washing my hair tonight
Excited coworker: I have to tell you a story about Jackson.
Surly coworker: Wait, is Jackson your dog?
Excited coworker, excitedly: Yes!
Surly coworker: I have to go. (walks out of the room)
Mississauga
Canadia
Overheard by: Snowmageddon
Office peon to others: What do you do if you're conjoined twins with only one ass and the other twin keeps farting blood and you want to wear white pants?
Quebec City
Canadia
Overheard by: Frank
Cubicle mate: When he sings “My Corona,” is he talking about his beer? (later, once lyrics are explained) What the hell is a “Sharona,” anyway?
Scarborough
Canadia
Tech support worker: This is not a train yard, and I am not a hobo.
Ontario
Canadia
Consultant on phone: You need to set corporate goals. Without goals, you’re like a boat on the water.
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Frumious Bandersnatch
Employee on the phone: No, it's just… Well, it's a hermathodite (pause) No! The form, not me.
Ontario
Canadia
Student #1: Is her name Johnson or Johnston?
Student #2: It's Johnston, stupid! “Johnson” is another way to say penis.
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Ms. Johnston
Woman: …And I love him. But last night I was so embarrased — I farted while we were making love.
Girl: Ew! That’s so gross, you did not fart.
Woman: What the hell do you mean?
Girl: You queefed, okay?
4139 – 98 Street
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Dayton
