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“Dear Dan Savage…”

Office peon to others: What do you do if you're conjoined twins with only one ass and the other twin keeps farting blood and you want to wear white pants?

Quebec City
Canadia

Overheard by: Frank

  • Posted on October 5, 2019
  • Body Parts, Canadia, Clothes, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Weirdness
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