We Won’t Know for Sure until the Hearing

Woman: …And I love him. But last night I was so embarrased — I farted while we were making love.
Girl: Ew! That’s so gross, you did not fart.
Woman: What the hell do you mean?
Girl: You queefed, okay?

4139 – 98 Street
Edmonton, Alberta

Overheard by: Dayton