Female coworker to boss: So Matt makes fun of Meredith and Meredith makes fun of Matt, and *everyone* makes fun of Meredith, but *nobody* makes fun of Ann.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Creative Bunny
Female coworker to boss: So Matt makes fun of Meredith and Meredith makes fun of Matt, and *everyone* makes fun of Meredith, but *nobody* makes fun of Ann.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Creative Bunny
Boss to underling: My backdoor needs a special screw. I need a backdoor screw. I gotta have a backdoor screw.
Greenville, Texas
Boss to coworker, as they leave office: All right, I'll meet the goddamn baby!
Los Angeles, California
Boss: It's okay to say “masturbation.”
Worker: Okay. He masturbates to his grandma's underwear.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: why do i work here
Break tape manager, searching for a clip: Did you do Barry Manilow?
Talent coordinator: You know? I think I did.
PBS Affiliate
New Mexico
Overheard by: Josette
Boss #1: Did you have enough to eat today?
Boss #2: No.
Boss #1: I can tell — you tucked in your shirt.
Kapiolani Boulevard
Honolulu, Hawaii
Staff Auditor: Hey [Senior Audtior], your wife is on the phone. Should we tell her the audit room smells too badly and you will call her back?
Senior Auditor: Yeah…
2345 Crystal Drive
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: Smell E. Lotz
Boss, offhandedly: I love this company. I want to have sexual relations with this company.
Confused employee: You mean…in the company building? Or…with the company?
Southern California
Supervisor #1: I mean, humans are the only ones that are supposed to be having interspecies sex, and even then, I don’t think that we should be.
Supervisor #2: Ew.
Supervisor #3: But that’d probably get you promoted here.
473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey
Overheard by: office peon
Office manager: We kinda have a policy we sorta have to follow.
5757 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
