Voice #1 over cubicle wall: It's white, but it turns pink when it's wet.
Voice #2: Yeah, but when you let the sun shine on it, you never know.
Greenville, Texas
Voice #1 over cubicle wall: It's white, but it turns pink when it's wet.
Voice #2: Yeah, but when you let the sun shine on it, you never know.
Greenville, Texas
Coworker on phone with husband: Be careful with that thing. Once you get it up you can't get it back down.
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Weightlifting coworker, during lunch: On a two breast day it's not enough, but on a six breast day…
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Kirstoona
Program manager: Would you let me mess with his head for just two minutes?
Hill Air Force Base
Utah
Overheard by: Snickering Intern
Office guy: Why are you walking like that?
Office girl: I worked out on Saturday and my calves are like little balls of pain.
Orlando, Florida
Coworker on cell: Hand. Hand. Balls, boobs… Smudge. What?
University of Illinois
Chicago, Illinois
Employee: Yeah, and they are supposed to be a big agency.
Boss: Well, bigger is not always better.
Employee: I'd have to disagree in some cases.
Boss: You are dirty, get out of my office.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Producer #1: So we had dinner with Steve and Elaine.
Producer #2: What did Elaine serve–Steve's heart on a stake?
Producer #1: Close. Veal.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: JennV
Receptionist, looking at rotten fruit: Damn, my peach is furry.
Exton, Pennsylvania
Young girl, after dropping spaghetti for the third time: Figures… The one time I don't put it in my mouth it flops over and makes a mess.
Portsmouth, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel
