Girl: It said my cookies aren’t turned on? What am I supposed to do, pour some milk on myself and show them my tits?
234 West 42nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Lauren Hopkins
Girl: It said my cookies aren’t turned on? What am I supposed to do, pour some milk on myself and show them my tits?
234 West 42nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Lauren Hopkins
Female coworker, making noise as she trips and stumbles out of cubicle: Sorry, I was trying to get out from behind my desk, but I had this juicy thing running down my leg.
Adirondacks, New York
Dodgeball learner: So, are you allowed to grab the other team's balls?
Hanover, Pennsylvania
Executive: So I ended up with the meth head’s blood all over my face.
8081 Wallace Road
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Office dude: Ow! Son of a..!
Office chick: Oh, are you OK?
Office dude: I just banged my penis on the desk.
395 Hudson Street
New York, NY
Worker #1: What kind of M&Ms are those?
Worker #2: Peanut.
Worker #1: Oh god, I won't want those! I don't want nuts in my mouth!
Albany, New York
Cube dweller on phone: Ummm… The half-naked guy with the fire hydrant.
Framingham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shmendrik the Yenta
State senator, addressing the senate about DNA swabbing: Of course it's invasive, you're sticking something in someone else's mouth!
State Senate
Raleigh, North Carolina
Female: But there's like four or five on one arm!
Male: I know they're green, but are they hard? Soft?
Female: Big. Green.
New York State Psychiatric Institute
Overheard by: Rina
New boss: It's fun to pop little babies' toes and watch them scream.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: poor babies
