Bimbette: Do you have any, like, advice for the test?
Tutor: Yeah — if you get a fraction, then you probably got it wrong. Fractions are really bad. Like, if you get 81/3 or some other stupid number…
Bimbette: Right. Fractions are bad. Got it.
Girl passerby: You know that simplifies, right?
Tutor: You are such a nerd.
Middle school
Carmel Valley, California
Co-Worker: I spilled my milk this morning and my husband was like, "Don’t cry over spilled milk." He’s always saying funny things like that.
Carmel, Indiana
Blonde #1: I wonder… Did they have photography when this artist was alive?
Blonde #2: Well, I don’t really know. Why do you ask?
Blonde #1: Well, how did they get the people to stand still long enough to paint their faces and stuff?
The Louvre
Paris
France
Overheard by: Mindy WIlson
Model, pulling something out of sleeve: Oh, that's where that went. (pops it in her mouth).
Director: Did you just eat sleeve cheese?
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Office hottie, after office creepster has poked her: Ouch! What was that for?
Office creepster: I just always wondered what it'd be like to poke you.
Office hottie: Oh. It didn't do much for me. How was it for you?
Office creepster: Fucking magic!
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Kiwibloke
Bimbette #1: It happened again last night.
Bimbette #2: You gagged?
Bimbette #1: Yeah. I even practiced with a tongue depressor first!
Bimbette #2: That sucks.
Coatesville, Pennsylvania
Girl on cell: Should I do breast and leather?
Cicero Ave
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Am I overdressed?
Bimbo named Jennifer answering office phone: Hello, this is Janet, how can you help me?
Ocala, Florida
Overheard by: LMAO
Office tease: Did you watch it? Did you watch 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Office perv: I think I'm gonna be sick…
Office tease: Wasn't it the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?
Office slut: Wow, you made Kevin* nauseous? Okay, now I'm interested.
Elmsford, New York
Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief
Female coworker: My boobs keep moving!
New York City, New York
