Raise Your Hand If You Live for the Exploits Of Your Single Colleagues

Bimbette #1: It happened again last night.
Bimbette #2: You gagged?
Bimbette #1: Yeah. I even practiced with a tongue depressor first!
Bimbette #2: That sucks.

Coatesville, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 29, 2009
Bimbettes, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness

This Is an Accounting Firm. So Yes.

Girl on cell: Should I do breast and leather?

Cicero Ave
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Am I overdressed?

Posted on September 23, 2009
Advice, Bimbettes, Body Parts, Illinois, Questions

Beauty's Still Awaiting the Kiss That Will Awaken Her Sleeping Mind

Bimbo named Jennifer answering office phone: Hello, this is Janet, how can you help me?

Ocala, Florida

Overheard by: LMAO

Posted on November 27, 2008
Bimbettes, Florida, General Idiocy, On the phone, Questions

Lots Of Women Had to Share Bras During the Depression

Office tease: Did you watch it? Did you watch 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Office perv: I think I'm gonna be sick…
Office tease: Wasn't it the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?
Office slut: Wow, you made Kevin* nauseous? Okay, now I'm interested.

Elmsford, New York

Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief

Posted on October 8, 2008
Bimbettes, Coworkers, Feelings, Health & Hygiene, Internet, New York, Questions, Weirdness

From True Life: I Have a Telekinetic Boyfriend

Female coworker: My boobs keep moving!

New York City, New York

Posted on September 29, 2008
Bimbettes, Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Sexuality

Tonight's Movie: Dirty, Unsexy Money

Drunk girl: How am I going to get home? I don't have enough money! Oh, except for the thousands of dollars falling out of my ass.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 20, 2008
Bimbettes, Body Parts, Default, Money, Questions

He’s Imagining a Python Swallowing a Pig

Assistant eating sub sandwich: Man, I’m full already.
Hoochie coworker: You just consumed less than four inches of that thing. Heck, I usually stuff at least a 12-inch down my throat…
Assistant: Uh, yeah, I’m definitely done now…

California

Overheard by: californiatrinity

Posted on April 1, 2008
Bimbettes, Body Parts, California, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Meals and Snacks

You’re Right about the Cemetary Plots, but Not for the Reason You Think

Bimbette peon: This is my last weekend of being twenty-one! I can’t believe I’m so old. I might as well start picking out cemetery plots. I am going to get shit-faced this weekend — my last weekend of youth! [Old coworker stares blankly.]

Glen Allen, Virginia

Overheard by: Tisk Tisk

Posted on March 18, 2008
Age and ageing, Bimbettes, Default, Drinking, General Idiocy, Gripes, Virginia

… Anymore

Office chick #1: Don’t squeeze it! All the goo will come out!
Office chick #2, playing with stress ball: Why, what happened?
Office chick #1: I got a little too excited and squeezed it until it popped… That’s why I don’t hold babies…

Arlington, Virginia

Posted on February 22, 2008
Advice, Bimbettes, Comebacks, Default, Gripes, Virginia

I Was Promised That As a Condition of My Employment

Sales chick #1: So, if the sun dies, then we’re all dead?
Sales chick #2: Yup.
Sales chick #1: But what if we eat the people that die first?
Sales chick #2: We’d all die pretty soon anyway.
Sales chick #1: Oh… But I can still eat the dead people, right?

4606 Lankershim Boulevard
North Hollywood, California

Posted on January 31, 2008
Bimbettes, California, Coworkers, Creepsters, Death, Meals and Snacks, Sales

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