…Anybody Got a Cigarette?

Office hottie, after office creepster has poked her: Ouch! What was that for?
Office creepster: I just always wondered what it'd be like to poke you.
Office hottie: Oh. It didn't do much for me. How was it for you?
Office creepster: Fucking magic!

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kiwibloke