Australia

Boss on phone: We really want to focus on your company in 2009. The alternative energy sector is expanding at an incredible rate, and I… (pause) Really? Rape?

Williamstown
Australia

Overheard by: Kate

Girl #1: Actually, I think her parents were brother and sister by adoption.
Girl #2: Does that mean she's an albino?

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Kate

Assistant director: So it snowed?! Was it cold?

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: confused but amused

Co-worker 1: …they’re always very nice people, though.
Co-worker 2: Who are?
Co-worker 1: Gay people. Very good linedancers.

Civic Drive
Greensborough, Melbourne
Australia

Office worker #1: I got 10 out of 10 in the quiz!
Office worker #2: Did you get the first question correct?

Adelaide
Australia

Prehistoric employee: So your email address… is the com with one or two Ms?

Melbourne
Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: Time to retire

Office worker: That's so rude!
Receptionist: I know, right? I'm just a receptionist, but I'm a good receptionist, so… Go blow yourself…

Adelaide
Australia

Sad girl: How would you like it if you boyfriend hit on another girl while his pregnant girlfriend stood next to him? It made me feel like a fat dog slut.

Macquarie Fields Station
Australia

Coworker: This is one of the weirdest places I’ve ever worked. Ally’s* rummaging in the bin for half a millipede, Jane* has to pathologically lock everything, and I’m going psycho telling people I don’t need hugs.

Mallett Street
Sydney
Australia

Co-worker: Would you still talk to me if I peed on your car?

55 Southbank Boulevard
Melbourne, Victoria
Australia