Assistant director: So it snowed?! Was it cold?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Assistant director: So it snowed?! Was it cold?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Co-worker 1: …they’re always very nice people, though.
Co-worker 2: Who are?
Co-worker 1: Gay people. Very good linedancers.
Civic Drive
Greensborough, Melbourne
Australia
Office worker #1: I got 10 out of 10 in the quiz!
Office worker #2: Did you get the first question correct?
Adelaide
Australia
Prehistoric employee: So your email address… is the com with one or two Ms?
Melbourne
Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Time to retire
Office worker: That's so rude!
Receptionist: I know, right? I'm just a receptionist, but I'm a good receptionist, so… Go blow yourself…
Adelaide
Australia
Sad girl: How would you like it if you boyfriend hit on another girl while his pregnant girlfriend stood next to him? It made me feel like a fat dog slut.
Macquarie Fields Station
Australia
Coworker: This is one of the weirdest places I’ve ever worked. Ally’s* rummaging in the bin for half a millipede, Jane* has to pathologically lock everything, and I’m going psycho telling people I don’t need hugs.
Mallett Street
Sydney
Australia
Co-worker: Would you still talk to me if I peed on your car?
55 Southbank Boulevard
Melbourne, Victoria
Australia
Female cube-dweller, shouting to male cube-dweller: Have you got a long one?!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Reception guy: Are you guys going on a puppy run?
Worker: Nah, just going to XYZ Office*.
Temp: Puppy run?
Reception guy: Yeah, when we’re a bit crabby we go across the street to the pet shop and look at the puppies.
Temp: Oh.
Adelaide
South Australia
