CFO, to no one in particular: What kind of rinky dink place is this?
Kansas City, Missouri
CFO, to no one in particular: What kind of rinky dink place is this?
Kansas City, Missouri
Boss to office: Listen up, everyone. Let's just pick a design and not circle-jerk around the issue anymore.
Manhattan, New York
Boss to office: First it looks like we're sending things to Iowa, then we've got pet hamsters in here… This place is falling apart!
Santa Clara, California
Project manager: I'm going to find out who sold that piece, and I'm going to chew their ass!
Boulder, Colorado
Overheard by: skelly
Employee: This is going to make me crazy. Why do they keep submitting these requests?
Manager: Seriously, I'm not in the mood today. You are going to get me all riled up.
Employee: I know. I scream every week in my therapy session.
Manager: About this?
Employee: No.
San Francisco, California
Resident #1: That man is such a bloody pain in the ass! We should just hit him in the head with his cane!
Resident #2: And then chain him to his bed so we don't have to see him anymore.
Resident #1: I'm in.
Resident #2: Me too. Right after I finish my tea.
Regina
Canadia
Blonde coworker: I was just talking to him and he bit my head off. Literally!
Orinda, California
Loudspeaker: Customer assistance in fabrics. (pause) Says she's really, really angry, so…no rush.
Wal-Mart
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by:
Accounting girl: I'm so mad I have Facebook rage!
Aliso Viejo, California
Service rep #1: We went to that campsite for the weekend. We really had to rough it out there.
Service rep #2: Oh, yeah? Like how?
Service rep #1: Well, they didn't really have all the anemones.
Cranston, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Mercier3
