That's the Last Time I'll Buy a LieBook

Boss: Why can't I open this file?
Secretary: Because you did not click on the file.
Boss: I swear this computer lies to me all the time!

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: telling lies to the computer

Posted on April 24, 2009
Admins, Bosses, Lies, Maryland, Questions, Technology

We Don't See Arrests in Most Product Liability Cases

Office attorney: What are you guys talking about?
Admin assistant: Roachy cop porn. I mean, roachy popcorn.

Fairfield, Ohio

Posted on April 17, 2009
Admins, Lawyers, Meals and Snacks, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality

…Four Times in One Day.

Secretary: Have you seen that movie The Happening?
Boss: Is that with Marky Mark?
Secretary: I think so, that's Mark Wahlberg right?
Boss: Yeah, can you feel the vibrations?
Secretary: I don't think you're allowed to ask me that.

Las Cruces, New Mexico

Posted on April 15, 2009
Admins, Bosses, Cinema, New Mexico, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Sexuality

Let's Just Skip Ahead to the Part Where You Give Me the Chalice with Iocane Powder

Administrative assistant to receptionist: I think you think I'm thinking of something other than what I'm thinking of…not what you're thinking of.

Duluth, Georgia

Overheard by: Huh?

Posted on April 7, 2009
Admins, General Idiocy, Georgia, Receptionists

The One Made Of Gingerbread?

Supervisor, hanging up phone with crazy caller: She said Nancy Pelosi told her she could call in.
Secretary: Who's that?
Supervisor, stunned: The Speaker of the House?
Secretary: What house?
Supervisor: The one of ill-repute down on Marshall Street.

County Courthouse
Norristownm, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Lan

Posted on April 3, 2009
Admins, Bosses, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

No Wonder He's Terrified

Female admin #1: So, how's Pepe doing?
Female admin #2: He's a figment of his own imagination.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Melissa

Posted on March 16, 2009
Admins, California, Philosophy, Questions

Thank Goodness I Experience a High Volume Of Patrolmen

Secretary #1: I just read that thong panties are “bacteria highways” from back to front!
Secretary #2: I am highway-free, I think. Maybe some traffic jams, though.
Secretary #1: Huh?

Fairbanks, Alaska

Overheard by: OMG

Posted on February 20, 2009
Admins, Alaska, Clothes, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality

Well, Initially With This Scalpel, but Ultimately With a Bone Saw

Secretary: Where are my scissors? Did you take my scissors? You're always taking my stuff!
Junior suit: Do you see me cutting anything?
Secretary: I'll cut you up.
Junior suit: With what?

Wall Street
New York City, New York