Graphics editor: Did she get a makeover?
Producer who yelled at me for no reason: Uh…she’s got a different outfit.
12 W. 27th Street
New York, NY
Graphics editor: Did she get a makeover?
Producer who yelled at me for no reason: Uh…she’s got a different outfit.
12 W. 27th Street
New York, NY
Admin #1: Do you have an ETA on that report?
Admin #2: No. I'm not familiar with ETA. Is that the name of a company?
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: You can't make this up
Marketing freak #1: It's like porn.
Marketing freak #2: Haha… Yeah. It is, I like it.
CEO's assistant: Porn?
Marketing freak #3: Yeah, Sports Illustrated. Have you seen it?
Itasca, Illinois
Overheard by: Walking through an Origy
UPS guy: Here are your packages.
Secretary: Are you looking at my twins? (about photo of twin granddaughters)
UPS guy: Uh, no, time to go!
Manchester, New Hampshire
Young admin, talking about boyfriend who just moved: Yeah, but I'm really good with long distance relationships.
Manger: So you say, but haven't you cheated on all your exes so far?
Young admin: Um, yeah…technically.
Manger: So basically you just always find someone to fill the hole when they're gone. Shit! I mean void…I *so* didn't mean it like that!
Santa Maria, California
Engineer: I keep getting a message that says the document has been deleted. What does that mean?
Database admin: What do you think it means?
Rochester, New York
Executive admin, about 10-K report: It's double sided, and so thick! I don't remember it being so thick! And double-sided!
Baltimore, Maryland
Tech #1 to admin, while fixing cabling issue: You want me to pull it out now?
Tech #2, walking by: Uhhh…
Monroe, North Carolina
Overheard by: Wary Technician
Secretary #1, spreading butter on bread: Butter is evil! If Satan could ejaculate, it would be butter!
Secretary #2, also spreading butter: If that were the case, I might actually ask to give him a blow job!
Fairbanks, Alaska
Overheard by: Not Me!!
Senior project manager to younger engineer: To prove that something doesn’t work you must first overload the crap out of it.
23rd Street and 6th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: skippy
