Sales rep on phone to customer: I thought about you in the shower this morning. I know that probably sounds weird but I think about my customers all the time.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Wonder if he made the sale…
Sales rep on phone to customer: I thought about you in the shower this morning. I know that probably sounds weird but I think about my customers all the time.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Wonder if he made the sale…
20-something blonde in crowded elevator: I keep doing weird things with my butt.
New York City, New York
Intern to another: You can get a lot of blow for an AK.
Toronto
Canadia
Office drone to another: So I had a first the other day: I saw a midget driving.
Lake Forest, California
Disembodied voice coming from men's room: Aww, man! We do that every year! …usually with our teeth …and while he's still alive.
Austin, Texas
Female professional: If you push hard enough, you can get me to eat just about anything.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Coworker: He made me an offer I could easily refuse… but I took it anyway.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: NotQuiteTheGodFather
Regional director to underling: I can almost see up your ass and read your mind.
Underling: I don’t know what to do with that.
Midway Road
Addison, Texas
Overheard by: covering my ass from now on
Male machinist: So do you like donkeys and stuff?
Female machinist: What…? What do you mean?
Male machinist: Ya know, like donkeys and horses…
Female machinist: Uh, why?
Male machinist: We're having a donkey and horse show this weekend. Oh! But not that kind.
Female machinist: Oh, good. You were weirding me out, man.
Rhode Island
Overheard by: Female Machinist
Model #1: I want to put babies in you.
Model #2: You want to impregnate me?
Model #1: No, I want to slice you open and shove babies in you.
Model #2: That's sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
