Gay coworker to female coworker in white dress: You look so “sacrificial virgin” today.
Female coworker: Um… Thank you?
Gay coworker, whispering: What kind of fabric is that?
Female coworker, whispering: Cotton.
Gay coworker: It looks fun.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Coworker: Yeah, so long as it's pink I don't care if it's bloody. Wait a sec…
Texas
Overheard by: Janie
Person #1: Legs, arms, everywhere!
Person #2: Like, male and female?
Person #1: Yes!
Government Office
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Laura
Coworker on phone: Look, she's not my girlfriend, she's just my roommate–you can't evict me because she is walking around outside the apartment with no pants on. Okay, I'll come try to get her to put her pants back on.
Phoenix, Arizona
Groundskeeper to ops guy: Nothing happened. He just took his pants off!
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: I Don't Wanna Know….
Male #1: You have a Buddha head! I just want to rub it! Do you like it when people rub your head?
Male #2: Yes, I do.
Male #1: Okay, this just got weird.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Female peon to male peon: Inappropriate hugs are my favorite kind!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: HR Specialist
Quiet voice in stall, after long gaseous emission: Thank you, lord.
Melville, New York
Overheard by: dying inside
Receptionist: I'm not so sure I want it now that I put it in my mouth.
San Francisco, California
Tech guy: I do have an example dump, if you want to look at it.
Des Plaines, Illinois
