Software Engineer: I’ll like, you know, just pseudocode out this part in the design.
8614 Westwood Center Drive
Vienna, Virginia
Software Engineer: I’ll like, you know, just pseudocode out this part in the design.
8614 Westwood Center Drive
Vienna, Virginia
Awkward bald man, walking into conference room: Does this work for you?
Obviously lesbian woman meeting with him: Whatever you want, this is all about you.
Awkward bald man: Wow! I wish my wife would say that! She never says anything like that.
Richmond, Virginia
Coworker, testing e-mails: I got a funky one in my junk!
Corporate Park Drive
Herndon, Virginia
IT worker : They’re great for smuggling midgets across the border.
Richmond, Virginia
Female patron in upscale salon: My friends do everything their stylist says to. I’m like, ‘Grow a set, already’!
Springfield, Virginia
Overheard by: James
Business architect: I felt the difference once it was in my mouth!
120 Fairview Park
Virginia
Coworker, very matter-of-factly: Well, that's why I don't have stomach problems. I don't watch the news, I don't read the paper, and the only financial thing I watch is my bank account.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: The receptionist hears the craziest stuff
Student teaching CPR: They're unconscious. They won't know what's going on, so it's all good.
Leesburg, Virginia
Coworker #1: Did you have the pleasure of talking to that nasty woman on the phone?
Coworker #2: Believe me, I've had plenty of nasty women this week.
Richmond, Virginia
