It's Basically Like a Cell Phone in Virginia

Office drone #1: I see you've got a machete.
Office drone #2, wistfully: Who doesn't, in this workaday world?

Williamsburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Stunned into silence

Posted on December 8, 2020
Coworkers, Office Politics, Violence, Virginia

I Had No Idea They Were Like a Religious Commitment

Cube rat #1: Just buy your damn cereal! Order it and it'll be here in days.
Cube rat #2: And the Honey Bunches of Oats truck is right across the street.
Cube rat #3: I'm just too lazy to even go down there.
Cube rat #1: I have Raisin Bran and Corn Pops at home.
Cube rat #3: I haven't had pops in literally five years.
Cube rat #1, angrily: What?
Cube rat #3: I have nothing against the pops. I just haven't had them.
Cube rat #2: Gotta have my pops.
Cube rat #1, singing: Pops are money!

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: Carly

Posted on November 2, 2020
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Virginia

Larry's Talking Through His Ass Again

Worker, entering building and chuckling: I already wiped ya clean one time!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Posted on October 29, 2020
Employees, Health & Hygiene, Virginia, Weirdness

Biblicly.

Female intern: Another intern?
Male manager: Yup. You're not so new anymore.
Female intern: What's his name?
Male manager: Dick.
Female intern: Really? I know a Dick.
Male manager: Do you?
Female intern: Yeah, I know like three Dicks!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: this wun guy

Posted on October 28, 2020
Body Parts, Bosses, Interns & Temps, Names, Questions, Sexuality, Virginia

9AM Back to “Work”

Office monkey #1: Wow, there’s another hot chick walking into the building.
Office monkey #2: I know, how’d we get stuck on the floor with all the uggos?

1555 Wilson Boulevard
Arlington, Virginia

Posted on October 19, 2020
Coworkers, Physical Appearance, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Virginia

I Regret Nothing

Worker bee #1: Is that a PlayStation Three?
Worker bee #2: Yeah.
Worker bee #1: Those are hard to come by. I bet you had to beat off a lot of guys in the store to get that one.
Worker bee #2: [Silence.]

150 Granby Street
Norfolk, Virginia