Enroll It in Law School

Suit to another: You don't have to suck my dick. Just put some pressure on it…

Irving, Texas

Overheard by: Thoroughly Amused and Confused

Posted on November 6, 2008
Body Parts, Sexuality, Suits, Texas

And Doesn't Make Me Leave Immediately After He's Done

Technically challenged lady #1: I like that IT guy. He doesn't just come in, stick it in and split. He actually takes the time to explain what he's doing.
Technically challenged lady #2: Yeah, I like him because tells me what goes in which hole.

San Antonio, Texas

Posted on October 30, 2008
Body Parts, Compliments, Friends, Sexuality, Technology, Texas

Tell Me You Wouldn't Enjoy a Good Beanbagging

Girl: Don't do that.
Guy: Why? Oh, does it look like I'm giving the Beanie Baby a blow job?
Girl: (silence)
Guy: I'm okay with that.

Dallas, Texas

Posted on October 21, 2008
Couples, Pop culture, Questions, Sexuality, Texas

Why Some Sesame Street Writers Get Fired

Teen to Latina: How do you say 'thumb in your ass' in Spanish?

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Amo

Posted on October 17, 2008
Insults, Kids, Language barrier, Texas, Words

Now Go Download Porn Like a Good Boy

Angela: Hello, this is Angela, how may I help y… No! No, son, I am too busy to talk about Hannah Montana! (hangs up angrily)

Cedar Hill, Texas

Posted on October 16, 2008
Cinema, On the phone, Receptionists, Texas

I Refuse to Procreate with Him 'Til He Gets This Straight

Coworker #1, hanging up the phone: I can't believe it's six o'clock, I should be going home and I'm here on the phone talking to Steve* about chicken eggs!
Coworker #2: Why?
Coworker #1: I don't know, he thinks the yolks mean they're fertilized.

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: that's not how eggs work