Boss, exiting a staff meeting: The internet was the greatest invention for the perverts. They're having a hay day!
Dallas, Texas
New airport paging/information clerk: Paging passenger Emerson Bigguns, passenger Emerson Bigguns. Please call airport information from the nearest white courtesy phone.
(pregnant pause) Fuck!
Airport
San Antonio, Texas
Overheard by: YGBSM
Coworker: I didn't know there were two parts of Africa.
Bryan, Texas
Store manager: You don't want to get this bitter and angry from having this obsession over counting your holes!
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: it's true, I don't
Executive assistant: So I'm going to a different lab this time, so I don't get the bitchy Nazi titty tech.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: grabbed mine and kept on walking
Coworker #1 (looking in the mirror): Did you notice that I was wearing blue eyeshadow today?
Coworker #2: No, I didn't.
Coworker #1: Thought it would bring out my blue eyes, but it just makes me look like a whore…
Addison, Texas
Overheard by: emily
Tech dude #1: So I told him to stop putting dirt in my hole.
Tech dude #2: Uh…that makes me uncomfortable.
Dallas, Texas
Office worker: Leslie, before you leave, let me see if I have anything for you to sign.
Leslie: You know I'm signatorially challenged.
A&M University
College Station, Texas
Overheard by: Faith
Suit to another: You don't have to suck my dick. Just put some pressure on it…
Irving, Texas
Overheard by: Thoroughly Amused and Confused
Technically challenged lady #1: I like that IT guy. He doesn't just come in, stick it in and split. He actually takes the time to explain what he's doing.
Technically challenged lady #2: Yeah, I like him because tells me what goes in which hole.
San Antonio, Texas
