Estimator to engineer: Yeah, but if I put that in the system it'll laugh its tits off at me.
Warrington
England
Overheard by: jon
Estimator to engineer: Yeah, but if I put that in the system it'll laugh its tits off at me.
Warrington
England
Overheard by: jon
IT nerd: The great thing about The Smurfs is that they at least would go on reasonably exciting adventures.
Calgary
Canadia
Accounting manager to IT manager, after lengthy discussion on software solution: You're not right, but that will work.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: makes sense
IT gal on phone: Well, that's what you get for knowing so much! If you only knew one thing, like me, it'd be easy… And I don't even know it that well!
Kansas City, Missouri
IT to admin: If we don't stop probing we are going to get our Cox [internet service] cut off.
Suffolk, Virginia
IT guy to female CS manager: Well, I'll take care of you too while I'm back here taking care of Carol*.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Technician: It's like I'm counterdicting myself.
Towson, Maryland
IT trainee: This technology stuff just isn't my thing… My bag… Oh! Raisins!
Atlanta, Georgia
Senior developer: This code is all wrong. But it's predictably all wrong.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: non-coder
IT director, leaving: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the storage room trying to hang myself. I can't deal with this shit anymore.
Kansas City, Missouri
