Office goon #1: Girl, you were so drunk on Saturday night!
Office goon #2: No! I wasn't drunk…I was drugged!
Austin, Texas
Office goon #1: Girl, you were so drunk on Saturday night!
Office goon #2: No! I wasn't drunk…I was drugged!
Austin, Texas
Librarian on phone: I've talked to you when you're high. It's not all that much fun!
Amherst, Massachusetts
Office admin #1: The party really didn't begin until the cheese showed up.
Office admin #2: I agree.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: New Here
Cube dweller: This joint thing is confusing me. What's a joint?
La Jolla, California
Employee to coworker: You left your pot in the back of my car. (office talk stops) Er…your cooking pot.
Costa Mesa, California
HR director: You look like hell. I mean, seriously exhausted.
HR manager: Thanks. That makes me feel tons better. Let me try it–you look like you're coming off of a three-day bender!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Girl employee #1: Yeah, so I went to visit my boyfriend in jail last night and they had to drug test me to make sure I wasn't smuggling anything for him or whatever, and so they swabbed my arms, and it came back positive for heroin!
Girl employee #2: Oh, weird!
Girl employee #1: I know! I don't even know what heroin looks like!
Vancouver
British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: very concerned
Ghetto chick: Yo, everyone on somethin. I work with a nurse and she on crack–but she a damn good nurse!
Wabash Ave
Chicago, Illinois
Gentleman fundraiser, waving hands: I can't be trusted with eggs!
Seneca Place
Ithaca, New York
Coworker: It smells like really strong pot in here! (lifts his shirt up to his nose, sniffing) And it's not me!
Aspen Business Center
Aspen, Colorado
