Female clerk to male clerk: Every time I see you, you're either pushing it in or pushing it out.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: oh realllyyyy
Female clerk to male clerk: Every time I see you, you're either pushing it in or pushing it out.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: oh realllyyyy
Intern #1: I love that street, there's all those great restaurants there.
Intern #2: I know! And there's that tranny park at the end of the block.
Intern #1: What?
Intern #2: I can't repeat what I just said.
Manhattan, New York
Admin to IT guy: Okay, now see if you can reach my hot spot.
Suitland, Maryland
Overheard by: censthis
Manager, finishing excruciatingly long presentation: Wow, I just way overblew my load!
Renton, Washington
Woman in suit: I’m doing prostitution now.
441 4th Street NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: David
Male manager: You can't imagine all the different things I've had in my mouth over the last 40 years.
Logan Airport
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: That's what she said
Worker #1: Is anyone else in here cold?
Worker #2: Well I'm not warm…If that's what you mean.
Renton, Washington
Blonde cube dweller: I can't get this damn profile to load. Now my screen froze! Fuck this, I'll be a stripper!
Chelmsford, Massachusetts
Cube dweller #1 to cube dweller #3: Why are you eating Fritos?
Cube dweller #2: Well, everybody needs a good Lay.
Cube dweller #3: I could have two or three right in a row.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Designer to owner: He wants me to design a sign for him that reads, “Caesar Inn, Crack-whores welcome by the hour.”
Owner: What? (walks away)
Miami, Florida
